Hot Off The Grill
THE “BUN-OFFICIAL” PROVINCIAL ELECTION POLL IS NOW ON AT BURGER HEAVEN! We are completely unbiased as we invite Eaters
(Voters) to pick their favourite Candidate Burgers!
The (B)UN-OFFICIAL SURVEY DETERMINES HOW THE CANADIAN VOTER IS ‘LEANING”. History of our Burger Surveys has indicated that often the ‘Bun’official results are very close to the actual results.
The Christy Clark Burger
Liberal Party
This Lean-to-the-Right Grade A Burger, has been leading on the front burner for past 4 years and wants to stay on front burner another 4 years. Cooked by our BH Family, this platter-form is heating up on the ‘right front burner’ and includes a Liberal slab of BC Cheddar Cheese, Special CC Sauce and milder O(u)nions. According to the proverbial ‘pipeline’ this very well-seasoned burger also wants to lead again so as to continue to stimulate the economy and ensure that the minimum wage is raised for BH servers as well as others to ensure that ‘British Columbians come first’.
The John Horgan Burger
NDP Party
To spice things up this tasty Nicely Done Patty of ‘Lean-to-the-Left’ Grade A Beef is attempting to gain ‘ground’ on the front left burner as it stirs the pot trying to take a ‘bite’ out of the ‘Liberal’ burger and form a government that works for all burger consumers i.e. British Columbians. It includes strong O(u)nions), red tomato, sharp slice of BC mozzarela and a dollop of H-organ-ic mango habenero sauce. Lettuce lead and we’ll Relish the opportunity to drain some fat out of the liberally cut slice of Bacon and make sure that if this burger eater ‘works hard he or she is paid a fair wage’.
The Andrew Weaver Burger
Green Party
Grilled on the back left burner using clean fuel to avoid toxic emissions, this Grade A Burger cuts the mustard with our environmentally-conscious customer and includes a slice of organically-grown Green tomato and Green lettuce and has come a long way to ‘ketchup’ in the political kitchen of popularity. Also, this burger has been cooked in the proverbial frying pan without union or corporate donations and ‘focuses on building a sustainable green economy” and ‘boosting the tech sector to create clean/green
jobs’. This burger could ‘Weave(r)’ from the back of the stove to a front burner.
The (B)-UN Decided / Independant Burger.
Undecided / Independant
Not sure which burger candidate we want to select at the moment.