Hot Off The Grill
THE “BUN-OFFICIAL” FEDERAL ELECTION POLL IS NOW ON AT BURGER HEAVEN! We are completely unbiased as we invite Eaters (Voters) to satisfy their political appetite and pick their favourite Candidate Burgers!
The John Horgan Burger
NDP Party
To spice things up this tasty Nicely Done Patty of ‘Lean-to-the-Left’ Grade A “premier” beef is attempting to gain ‘ground’ on the front left burner as it stirs the pot in its attempt to secure a majority leadership in the BC government. This Burger includes strong O(u)nions, fresh red tomato, sharp slice of BC mozzarella and a dollop of H-organ-ic mango habanero sauce. Lettuce continue to lead and we’ll relish the opportunity to whet the voter/eater appetite with our platter-form of policies.
The Trevor Bolin Burger
Conservative Party
“Made in BC” this grade A Burger frying on the front right burner is steaming up the political kitchen and boasts a conservative dollop of special ‘Bolin’aise dressing, an equally conservative slab of tangy blue cheese, slice of aromatic onion and is a culinary choice among selective voters/eaters.
The Andrew Wilkinson Burger
Liberal Party
This Lean-to-the-Right Grade A Burger is sizzling on the right centre burner and creating lots of heat in the political kitchen as it strives to take a ‘bite’ out of the NDP burger and regain leadership of the BC government with a zesty platter-form designed to appeal to the voters/eaters appetite for change. Very well-seasoned, this Burger hopes to ‘cut the mustard’ with the voter/eater and includes a Liberally-cut slab of BC Cheddar Cheese, Special CC Sauce, milder o(u)nions and savors the chance to lead again.
The Sonia Furstenau Burger
Green Party
Grilled using clean fuel to avoid toxic emissions, this Grade A Burger offers a non meat alternative and/or Lettuce Wrap and hopes to ‘mustard’ up some excitement with its new leadership to appeal to our environmetally-concious customer. This Burger includes a slice of organic Cowichan Valley Green tomato and Green lettuce and has come a long way to ‘Ketchup’ in the political kitchen of popularity. Also it strives to be ‘Furst’-enau in the political race appealing to the selective taste of the BC voter/eater.
The (B)-UN Decided
Undecided
Not sure which burger candidate we want to select at the moment.