Hot Off The Grill
THE “BUN-OFFICIAL” FEDERAL ELECTION POLL IS NOW ON AT BURGER HEAVEN! We are completely unbiased as we invite Eaters (Voters) to satisfy their political appetite and pick their favourite Candidate Burgers!
The Justin Trudeau Burger
Heard through the ‘pipeline’, this ‘seasoned’ ‘Lean-to-the-Middle’ Prime Grade A juicy burger, was “JUST-IN” our previous Burger Poll menu and now savours the chance to stay on top of the burger board as things heat up in the proverbial political frying pan. Cooked on the front middle burner, it includes medium-aged cheddar, lots of sauce, crisp lettuce, a liberal slab of bacon, slice of BC red tomato and is striving to create some heat in the political kitchen, as it spices things up with ingredients that are indigenous to the country.
The Andrew Scheer Burger
New on the menu, this tasty ‘Lean-to-the-Right’ Prime Grade A Beef burger `Scheer’ (sure) hopes to ‘cut the mustard’ and be on top of the burger board by saying lettuce lead so that you’ll get ahead. This culinary choice is cooked with relish on the front right burner and includes a conservative slice of tangy Regina blue cheese, aromatic onion and our special sauce. Plus, this ‘platter’-form can come with mushrooms (not mushrooming expenses). Full of flavour, it can also include pickled
(we want to) ‘beet’ the current ruling party.
The Jagmeet Singh Burger
New Democratic Party (NDP)
To spice things up, this burger is ‘Singh’ing the praises of this Nicely Done Patty of ‘Lean-to-the-Left’ Prime Grade A Beef that is trying to gain ‘Ground’ on the front left burner as it stirs the pot with promises of higher taxes for the rich which could help voters/eaters with their burger bills. It includes strong O(u)nions, juicy tomato, Scarborough orange cheddar served on a multigrain bun. This burger candidate relishes the opportunity to drain some fat out of the Liberals’ slice of bacon but has a way to ‘ketchup’ with the other parties in the political kitchen.
The Elizabeth May Burger
Grilled on the back burner using clean fuel, this Prime Grade A Patty of Beef which can be served in a fresh green lettuce wrap with dollops of green relish, Mayo, a slice of organic tomato, and home-grown Saanich feta/goat cheese, is cooked in a controlled carbon-free area on a back burner and is popular with our environmentally-conscious customer concerned about ecological issues. Freshly seasoned, this burger is beginning to attract more voters/eaters who “May’ want to select this one.
The Maxime Bernier Burger
People’s Party of Canada (PPC)
To spice things up and ‘Max”imize flavour, this Piquant Prepared Choice (PPC) of ‘Lean to the far right’ Grade A burger is brand new on the political scene and cooked on the centre right burner. It comes with a Conservative dollop of Bernier (Bernaise) sauce, sharp fromage, a slice of fresh tomato and purple cabbage slaw.
The Yves-François Blanchet Burger
Bloc Québécois (BQ)
This choix de Prime Grade A Patty du bœuf B(BQ)’d on the back center left burner comes with french dressing, dijon mustard et le fromage bleu avec les frites. Chip off the old “Bloc”…this burger juteux is ‘separated’ from the rest in the proverbial political frying pan, especially in the West.
The (B)-UN Decided
Not sure which burger candidate we want to select at the moment.